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The Things That Made You, You, Have Left You To Your Own Devices In Shaping Your You-ness Yourself

You-ing you yourself.Or, I can’t be bothered to write a clickbaity blog post at the time when blog posts are like the articles you’d find on zergnet, and longreads become a “thing”, instead of the norm.

But I suppose it’s partially my fault, as my own devices have ushered me into the habit of finding clickbaity articles to be so clickable… while reading it becomes the reading equivalent of channel surfing.

Alas! Poor Literacy, I used to know him well!

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THIS A SCRIPT

CHEEKY BASTARD

Nonbastard walks to town and sees Bastard

NONBASTARD
Oi you bastard! You’re a bastardy
bastard who bastardizes a bastardly
bastard!

Bastard turns to look at Nonbastard

BASTARD
Oi you Nonbastard! Your
nonbastardly ways are so
nonbastardly, that you’re so
nonbastardly nonbastard, you
nonbastardly Nonbastard!

 

Note: I’ve been watching too much Law & Order: UK!